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Player: 1507 Level: 23.59 (Rank 455) Economy: 205 Account: Free Account Age: 591 Days | Tourist Questions About Australia Q: How do you find Australia? A: Take a left hand turn when you get to New Zealand. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney, can I follow the railroad tracks? A: Sure, it's only three thousand ks, take lots of water Q: I've heard of a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of trees and attack anyone underneath. You can scare them off by rubbing vegemite on your head before you go out. Q: I'm American, will I be able to speak English most places I go? A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first I reserve the right to destroy any ships on my bases that do not belong to me, a guildmate, or an ally. |